My Old Man´s A Fatso

My Old Man´s A Fatso

Angry Samoans
(album: Inside My Brain)

Locked inside my bedroom
Looking at the pictures up on the wall
I need a little elbowroom
I need space man that ain´t all
Get home first thing you know
My folks jump on my case
Get a job, take the dishes out
Put the trash back in its place
Someday when I´m a man
I´m gonna put them in their place

´Coz my old man´s a fatso
He´s got a pot, baby for a mouth
Baby, my old man´s a fatso
But you know he owns this house, yeah

Locked inside the classroom
Staring at the dots up on the wall
My teachers all are retards
I need out baby that ain´t all
I don´t care about textbooks
Or the Jews that discovered Spain
I gotta gotta gotta leave this town
I´ll take the bus, I´ll catch a plane

´Coz my old man´s a fatso
He´s got a bathtub for a mouth
Baby, my old man´s a fatso
But ya know he owns this ...house

Yeah

Two, three, four

Cruisin´ on the highway
It feels so good to see open space
I don´t feel like a prisoner
I don´t feel like a basket case
I turn the radio up to ten
And you know I´ve found my place
Yep, get a job, put the dishes out
Put the trash back in its place
Now that I´m a man
I´m gonna put them in their place

´Coz my old man´s a fatso
He´s got a bathtub for a mouth
Baby, my old man´s a fatso
But you know he owns this house