Are You A Square?

Are You A Square?

Angry Samoans
(album: STP Not LSD)

Where were you back in ´72
Was David Bowie the man for you
You died your hair blue
And then you painted your dick
Well all you boys really make me sick

Are you a square
What´s the length of your hair
Are you a nerd
Or just a power pop turd

Are you a wimp
A power pop simp
Does the sound of loud guitars
Make your dick go limp
Thought you were hip back in ´72 man
You were a joke now the joke´s on you

Are you a square
What´s the length of your hair
Are you a nerd
Or just a power pop turd
Are you a square
Are you a square

All trends now have come and gone
But all you squares
Sing the same old song
One year it´s fagots
The next year it´s punks
Well you wear the same clothes
You snort the same junk

You think that you´re hip
But you´ll never be cool
So why don´t you squares just
DROP DEAD BABY

Are you a square
What´s the length of your hair
Are you a nerd
Or just a power pop turd
Are you a square
Are you a square