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(I Must Be A Proctologist Because...) All I Do Is Deal W/ Assholes
(album: Three Cheers For Disappointment)
well, contrary to what you think
and what you´ve seen on mtv
you don´t have to be an asshole all the time
watch me as i take this knife out of
my back to cut wrists and throat, i´ll laugh
bleed to death, choke
i´ve been used for all i´m worth
can´t feed your ego anymore
or be that friend who´d take a shot for you
why not do one fucking thing
that isn´t for your fucking self
if you cry
i´ll laugh at you
cause i´ll be gone tomorrow, you´ll
look into the mirror at you´ll lie
when you claim to care
i can´t believe he´s gone for good, i
wish i could have said something
don´t kid yourself
you were never there for me
complacency
when you talk to me
all the kids agree
you´re irreverent as you feign respect for me
anger and pressure
build up inside of me
i´ll explode
and you´ll fake a frown
so are you happy now
yeah, you got what you wanted
you got your 3rd second chance
and got the $15
out of your pocket
my last will and testament will
claim you shall get stoned to shit at my
my funeral
and when i´m gone tomorrow
you´ll talk to your new shiny friends
and you´ll lie
when you claim to care
let´s have a toast to our old friend, he´ll
be there in our memories
go fuck yourself
i wont waste my time there
