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Hats Off To Halford
(album: Making Love)
when you think of a metal head
tell me what comes to mind
well maybe stone-washed jeans, a mullet
a guy whose evolutionarily one step behind
well, when rob halford came out of the closet
it may not have been a big thing
well today we´re one step closer
to hearing the metal dudes sing
i wanna be
i wanna be a homosexual
statistics say:
chances of being gay are more than one in ten
that means there´s a forty percent chance
that one of the guys in pantera likes men
HEY!
so i think its safe to say that many more metal guys are homosexual
this may frustrate the gay community
why would they want the ugly metal heads available?
see I told you metal dudes are gay too
and I happen to see the proof so far that your sexuality determines the way you play guitar
oh! I´d love for everyone in heavy metal to be homosexual
if not only to make the nazi fucking pricks in slayer a little uncomfortable
