Antipope

Antipope

Damned (The)
(album: Machine Gun Etiquette)

(Bollocks!)

I´m going back to church tonight
Just like back when I was eight
But I don´t mean to pray
I´m gonna nick a collection plate

I´ve got nothing against church
Only people that go there and show they´re
Plain ignorant and don´t understand
A congregation at weekends will change their behaviour
So many people are weak and then have to
seek answers from pedlars of hope
I should know I used to go there myself
That´s the day I became antipope

There´s gonna be some fun tonight
Spreading news around the town
That the vicar´s a transvestite
With a fetish for robes and gowns

I´ve got nothing against church
Only people that go there and show they´re
Plain ignorant and don´t understand
A congregation at weekends will change their behaviour
So many people are weak and then have to
seek answers from pedlars of hope
I should know I used to go there myself
That´s the day I became antipope

Religion doesn´t mean a thing
Its just another way of being right wing
I think sex films are okay
I don´t dig that pope, no way

I´ve got nothing against church
Only people that go there and show they´re
Plain ignorant and don´t understand
A congregation at weekends will change their behaviour
So many people are weak and then have to
seek answers from pedlars of hope
I should know I used to go there myself
That´s the day I became antipope