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Pick Up Lines
(album: The Old Record (1989-1992))
i opened up the door and then i walked into the bar.
through the smoky dim-lit haze, i saw him from afar.
moved a little closer just to get a better view.
he looked at me and smiled and said, "i´m the one for you."
we´ve heard one too many over used pick up lines.
give us some credit, we´re not sleazy, dumb, or blind.
saw another guy right then, his suit was tailor-made.
unfortunately so were his lines much to my dismay.
thought he had me pegged, tried to impress me with his cash.
"you´d look great on my yacht," was the best line that he had.
we´ve heard one too many over used pick up lines.
give us some credit, we´re not sleazy, dumb, or blind.
over in the corner i saw this one all alone.
looked like Mr. Natural, the kind you would take home.
at least until he opened his mouth, "hey babe, what´s your sign?"
we´ve heard one too many over used pick up lines.
give us some credit, we´re not sleazy, dumb, or blind.
got fed up, decided to leave after one last drink.
felt a tap on my left shoulder and started to think...
i can´t take this anymore, what will this line be?
that´s when he let his line fly, "hi, my name is Steve."
where have you been all of my life, sweet thing?
can i buy you a drink, marry you, anything?
we´ve heard one too many over used pick up lines.
give us some credit, we´re not sleazy, dumb, or blind.
