Shred Central

Shred Central

Dayglo Abortions
(album: Here Today, Guano Tomorrow)

Don´t need this crap this TV´s pushing
I´m just gonna get my skate and hit the streets
I know a place not far from here
Where I can ride a gnarly bowl and get some air
Ain´t gonna be like my parents
Rottin´ away in easychairs
Ain´t got no time for sunday football
Or watching cartoons after school

Where you gonna go - shred central
Whatcha gonna do - grinders
Whatcha gonna say - "like, where´s the bowl, dude?"
Where you gonna go - shred central
Whatcha gonna do - ollies
Whatcha gonna say - "bitchin´ hawk, jak"

Do a heavy slam knees gushing blood
But I´ll just get back on my skate and carve the tiles
I´ll try an invert with a rippin´ handplant
But I might have to send away for a new pair of surfpants

"Hey you kid..city police skateboard squad
35 dollar fine, skating in public... you´re busted!
"screw you, mister!"

Where you gonna go - shred central
Whatcha gonna do - face plant
Whatcha gonna say - "nice lipstand, cowboy"
Where you gonna go - shred central
Whatcha gonna do - rock ´n roll slider
Whatcha gonna say - "bitchin´ hawk, jak"
"Later, skater"