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Terminal Preppie
(album: Plastic Surgery Disasters)
I go to college
That makes me so cool
I live in a dorm
And show off by the pool
I join the right clubs
Just to make an impression
I block out thinking
It won´t get me ahead
My ambition in life
Is to look good on paper
All I want is a slot
In some big corporation
John Belushi´s my hero
I Lampoon and ape him
My news of the world
Comes from Sports Illustrated
I´m proud of my trophies
Like my empty beer cans
Stacked in rows up the wall
To impress all my friends
No, I´m not here to learn
I just want to get drunk
And major in business
And be taught how to fuck
Win! Win! I always play to win
Wanna fit in like a cog
In the faceless machine
