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Cooler Than You
(album: Venus Envy)
i´m twenty four, i don´t own a tie i don´t have a job and i love to get high my hairline´s receding, i´m getting a gut i love to jerk off and i love to read smut i can´t beat you up, i can´t run a mile i´m not calvin klein, but i gots my own style i smoke a pack a day, on a good day its two but with all my faults i´m still cooler than you i can´t drive a stick, i don´t really surf my parents disowned me cuz i´m a real jerk i don´t really cook and i don´t wash my car i can´t program the timer on my vcr i hate doing laundry, can´t stand washing a plate i haven´t seen a girl naked since 1988 i know this sounds wrong but believe me its true with all this against me i´m still cooler than you now you must realize i don´t mean what i say but lying to myself helps me get through the day we are the same, we are abbot and lou you are as i and i are as you
