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The Continuing Misadventures Of Generation X Superhero, Slackerman
(album: Venus Envy)
from the bowery to brighton you´ve all heard my call i´ve got two pierced nipples and a ring through my balls my name is slackerman, superhero for the masses i´m trying to rid society from the rich upper classes i´ve got sideburns like elvis and a shaggy goatee i was born in 73 most superhero´s fly high, but me, i´d rather skate both parents are lawyers, divorced when i was eight my wallets got a chain and superpowers to boot i´ll lasso you like a cowboy then i´ll die your hair blue i´m studying psych at the local jc cuz i don´t really know what to be my partner in slackdom is a chick named danielle i met her at the drive thru of a taco bell she drives her mom´s green volvo, bag of tricks on her back she wears her hair short, wears her doc martens black with her maybelline lips and her catholic school skirt she´ll leave the bankers with nothing but dirt its a thankless job being a hero and all but i´ve gotta do it or genx will fall yuppies and boomers get outta my way cuz i´m taking over and i start today i am twenty-something hero of the world and i am here for your mocha
