East Coast Girl

East Coast Girl

Donkey Punch
(album: Your Everything Else)

She says soda and i say pop
I´m all about cheese and she´s definitely not
She´s salt water taffy and herbal tea
And i´m beef jerky and black coffee
But that´s ok
I hit it off anyway with my east coast girl woa-oh
she rocks my world, yea-ah
I think surfing would make me sore
But i wanna build sandcastles on the Jersey shore
With my east coast girl
She drinks woodchuck and i drink beer
She hunts for sandcrabs and i hunt deer
She´s never even been under arrest
And i´m a criminal from the mid-west
But that´s alright
I still love to talk all night
With my east coast girl
It´s her slight accent that i adore
And things are much clearer now than they were before
And she´s so much more PC than me
She thinks that euchre´s wack
Won´t you go visit DC with me
Or would you rather play blackjack
I´ve never even been to new york city
I don´t know why
Oh please let me be your midwest guy