Why Save the Whales?

Why Save the Whales?

Faction
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Funds collected in a humane cause, to rescue a mammal with enormous jaws
One ate Pinocchio but you don´t care
Solicit money using solemn stares
Acting educated, put on your act
You make people think you´ve got the facts
You study films, keep up on the news
How could anyone be as noble as you
Why save the whales, let´s save us
Give me the money, I´ll open a trust
You think the whales would save me and you, all they do is swim and spew
This fetish for fish has got to end
A helping hand I will not lend
There´s too much wrong here on the land, who cares what lives beyond the sand
Green Peace is snaking all our loot for that humongous monster that they think is cute
I bet if I were swimming way out at sea, one of those things would make lunch outta me.