Captain Chaos

Captain Chaos

G.b.h
(album: A Fridge Too Far)

There´s a brand new terror riding in the sky,
unseen errors that ain´t no surprise.
You can´t get off, nowhere to hide,
strap yourself in, it´s gonna´ be rough ride.

Captain Chaos at the control,
doing loop de loop and aerobatic rolls.
The black box is going into overtime,
they´re calling out numbers ..
.. I think this one´s mine.

Goin´ first class, so we´re jumpin´ the queue,
there there´s a bang like an engine´s blew.
The orange horizon is where we wanna´ go,
not thirty five thousand feet below.

The hostess is worried, ain´t serving no junk,
"If I die I wanna´ die drunk".
The Captain´s cool, says it´s the norm,
"Hold on tight, we´re going through a storm".

´Cus it´s safer than walking - FOR SURE,
safer than crawling - ON ALL FOURS.
Even safer than driving a tank,
but it seems to me like walking a plank.

When we got on we were already high,
only had shades to protect our eyes.
Get the ground light on ´fore we hit town,
we´ve had enough and we wanna´ get down.