Big Pink Dress

Big Pink Dress

Guttermouth
(album: Musical Monkey)

howdy folks its me again
got a message to convey
i´m so confused what´s to lose
i think i might turn gay
on the day my bitch left
she said stick it up your rear
she never thought she´d hear these words
woo your mustache is so tickly down there
drill my ass
oh god it´s so tight
drill my ass
this is my first time
drill my ass
i love you/love you too
i live with bill its such a thrill
we get it on so fine
we tend our garden everyday
sometimes we get 69
play dress up and have puppet shows
we skip and dance and sing
he´s so helpful he shaves my back
mark it´s my turn to wear the cowboy hat
it´s so hard
it feels so right
it´s so hard
the way he holds me
it´s so hard
i could just die
when we go drinking
it´s so hard
the we start thinking
but doin it to liberace
then we bake a quiche
we went to church he held my hand
i gazed into his eyes
he kissed my ear i said oh dear
my shaft began to rise
he wispered let´s get married
i squeeked and shouted yes
suddenly our live a big mess
he wore a tux i wore a big pink dress
drill my ass
not sure i´m right
drill my ass
what was i thinking
drill my ass
i like bull fights
drill my ass
no more knittng
drill my ass
no more skipping
i tried it once a whole 6 months
so long mustache