Musical Monkey

Musical Monkey

Guttermouth
(album: Musical Monkey)

i´ve got a fanzine
so i should know
everything about every band
i turned punk 2 years ago
i tell my subjects
i´m d.i.y.
i´ll call your band a sellout
& i´ll tell convienient lies
i´ve got a lot of staples
and to much...
time to trash a band
they fucking blow
since i wasn´t on the list
i didn´t make the show oh well
no major labels
they really suck
except for bad religion
can´t get their sticker off my truck
got my own agenda
i write the rules
i´ll use my moms cash
nobody knows
you calling me a liar
yea my story has some holes
start a label
rip off the bands
liberate the punk scene
part of my master plan
if it´s in my zine
it must be true
who told you i´m always crying
just because i´m getting sued
that guys an asshole
that bands on ludes
i guess my little fanzine
is like the weekly world news