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Dorkshire
(album: Bleenies And Blockheads)
Fade up zoom in, this tragi-comic, story�s about
Dorkshire and how it feels, to grow up there... shockingly boring
A place where metalheads rule and Van Halen�s still cool
Well I admit, it ain�t Abu Dhabi,
But there�s cable here, Mc Donalds and topless bar
But what�s the point in entering this flea pit
When it�s known that the showgirl�s your best friend�s mom...
It must suck to live in Dorkshire
People with stupid grins
Women with hairy chins
Dorkshire town what a waste
Here we go, once again
We�re full of bitchcake talk, what�s the plan?
