It Never Seems To Work

It Never Seems To Work

Monty´s Fan Club
(album: Thanks For The Metal Sign)

There was this guy I knew
He was the biggest jerk
He fooled everyone
With his smile it would always work
And then there was this girl
He took her away from me
I was young and in love
I called her everyday at three

We started hangin´ out more
Guess we became best friends
That was good enough for me
She would never get the message I would send
So then that guy went after her
And I got really, really jealous
They started goin´ out now
I wondered how´d this become a mess?

I know it never seems to work out your way
Don´t throw a fit
Not even a little bit
Try to make your say
Give it all you´ve got
And never give up
Well, if that girl you want doesn´t take you in
Then you haven´t tried enough, yeah

One time when I was young
This girl walked in with me
She took my heart away
I just turned and walked away
The only thing I had
A girl to dream about
A stupid memory
Another dumb story

I know it never seems to work out your way
Don´t throw a fit
Not even a little bit
Try to make your say
Give it all you´ve got
And never give up
Well, if that girl you want doesn´t take you in
Then you haven´t tried enough

´Cause I...don´t need you anymore
Turn away, look ahead
And walk out that door
´Cause I...don´t need you anymore
Turn away, look ahead
And walk out that door

She don´t worry about what I say
She´ll just turn and look the other way
I feel like I´ve been robbed
Or maybe my heart just stopped
I used to do everything
Write her songs and even sing
She put my mind in a haze
Fuck that shit and her ways

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