Every Band Sings a Sad Sad Song

Every Band Sings a Sad Sad Song

Nerf Herder
(album: Nerf Herder IV)

Rock bands play hard from 9 to 5
But they still got a sensitive side
When they want our sympathy
They put down their flying feet.

Ballads show how much they care
Even (Rob Thomas?) is a big teddy bear.
These songs all go by different names
But their point´s the same.

Every rose has it´s thorn
Just like every dog has their bone
And every rock band sings a sad sad song.

The ballad worked great for Skid Row
It made Malsensious Fox arose
With songs like Sister Christian
Rock frontmen prove there´s a chunk within.

Joe Elliot´s eyes get watery
While his band pours sugar on you and me
Even Ozzy needs a hug
And a little TLC

Every rose has it´s thorn
Just like every dog has their bone
And every rock band sings a sad sad song.

Now what can I do?
I sit waiting, Waiting for a girl like you.