Golfshirt

Golfshirt

Nerf Herder
(album: Nerf Herder)

I´m not the one you dream about
And I´m not the one you can´t live without
I´m not the one who you wanna see
I´m not the one who you want to be seen with

And when you´re tired of all the jerks
And you´re tired of all the work
And you´re tired of being hurt
You will long for the comfort of my golf shirt

I´m not the one who was an old time punk rocker
I was listening to Rush and trying to feather my hair back
When all that stuff went down
I´m not the one who was in a high school hardcore band
I sat in my room scoring with Ms. Pac-Man

And when you´re tired of all the jerks
And you´re tired of all the work
And you´re tired of being hurt
You will long for the comfort of my golf shirt