Hot Dog In A Hallway

Hot Dog In A Hallway

Nofx
(album: Heavy Petting Zoo/Eating Lamb)

She´ll have another piece of pie
She´ll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That´s why I love her

She´s got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can´t breathe
That´s why I love her

I´m her butter she´s my bread
She´s like a mobile waterbed
And when I got on top of her
I can´t touch the mattress

And when her flesh begins to sag
She´s like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy safe and warm
She´s my insulation

I always know just where she sat
And when she´s on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
That´s why I love her

She´s my phillie I´m her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It´s like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale
That´s why I love her

She´ll have another piece of pie
She´ll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That´s why I love her