The Moron Brothers

The Moron Brothers

Nofx
(album: Ribbed)

Talking about the Moron Bros´, tattooed fingers, tattooed toes
They´re idiots, losers, they´re scum
Taking advantage of everyone
You´re a dog, they´re your fleas
Doing everything they can to spread disease

They´ll take your beer, they´ll take your drugs
Leave with you microscopic bugs
Their company is something you won´t miss
When your icetrays are filled with piss

They are the Moron Brothers
Don´t get along with others
They are the Moron Brothers
Don´t get along with others

They´ll whine, they´ll bitch, they´ll fuck you if you´re rich
They´ll leach, they´ll latch, they are the itch you can´t scratch

Do da do do do do,
Do da do do do do....

They´ll ink your face, tape your eyelids closed
Tabasco´s in your mouth,
There´s mustard up your nose
When your head is shaved you´ll think the worst has passed
Just try to move your leg
They´ve put you in a cast, yeah

They are the Moron Brothers
Don´t get along with others
They are the Moron Brothers
Don´t get along with others

They may not go down in history
But they´ll go down on your sister