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She´s A Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas
(album: Save Each Other, The Whales Are Doing Fine)
She´s a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas.
She´s a Ho, Ho, Happy New Year.
She´s a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas.
She´ll be spreading all the Christmas cheer, again, this year.
Ever since her grandma got run over by a reindeer,
She´s been running low on Christmas cheer.
With a bottle in her hands and with her legs around a man,
Is how she´s probably spending Christmas this year.
And now it´s jingle all the way to the bed sheets, baby,
In these cold winter nights that could drive a girl crazy.
´Tis the season again, but she´s been giving it all away.
She´s a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas.
She´s a Ho, Ho, Happy New Year.
She´s a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas.
She´ll be spreading all the Christmas cheer, again, this year.
There´s no shopping, just bar hopping.
It´s her reason for the season.
She´s been stalking Santa Clause from the mall.
She´s got a plan for every man.
She wants them all to understand that she won´t stop until she confronts them all.
Well was there mistletoe? (Hell no!)
Blame it on the alcohol.
Hit the lights. (Let´s go!)
Now it´s time to deck the halls.
It´s Christmas time, there´s magic in the air.
But she don´t care!
And now it´s jingle all the way to the bed sheets, baby,
In these cold winter nights that could drive a girl crazy.
´Tis the season again, but she´s been giving it all away.
She´s a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas.
She´s a Ho, Ho, Happy New Year.
She´s a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas.
She´ll be spreading all the Christmas cheer.
She´s a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas. (She´s a hoe-oh-oh)
She´s a Ho, Ho, Happy New Year. (She´s a hoe-oh-oh)
She´s a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas.
She´ll be spreading all the Christmas cheer, again, this year.
She says, "It´s cold outside, but it´s warm in the bed.
And why go sleigh riding when I can ride instead?"
I bet the eggnog´s going to her head, for sure. (She tipsy!) (Fo sho, fo sho)
Shimmy on the rooftop, Old Saint Nick.
Dirty pictures in the bedroom, click, click click.
No, I don´t think that´s what mistletoe is for. (Nuh-uh, Nuh-uh)
She looks up to Santa with eyes so bright and she says, "Won´t you ride my sleigh tonight?"
´Cause she´s a hoe-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
She´s a hoe-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
Jingle all the way to the bed sheets, baby,
In these cold winter nights that could drive a girl crazy.
´Tis the season again, but she´s been giving it all away.
She´s a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas.
She´s a Ho, Ho, Happy New Year.
She´s a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas.
She´ll be spreading all the Christmas cheer.
She´s a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas. (She´s a hoe-oh-oh)
She´s a Ho, Ho, Happy New Year. (She´s a hoe-oh-oh)
She´s a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas.
She´ll be spreading all the Christmas cheer, again, this year.
