Trapper Ain´t Got A Bird

Trapper Ain´t Got A Bird

Peter And The Test Tube Babies
(album: Supermodels)

Trapper ain´t got a bird and we all ain´t suprised,
´cos he´s really shit ugly and he´s got four eyes.
He aint got big muscles, he´s got no hairy chest,
he has to go to bed at seven and he has to wear a vest.

Trappers got no bird, Trappers got no bird, Trappers got no bird, and don´t we know.
Trappers got no bird, Trappers got no bird, Trappers got no bird, he´s got B.O.

He´s got no sex appeal and a fucking great big nose,
he´s got really bad breath and his IQ´s really low.
He is really very ugly lots of spots and scabs to pick,
the girls don´t´ wanna know him ´cos he makes them all feel sick.

I only joined the group to attract the other sex,
to my wonderful body and my huge biceps.
I am much better looking than any of these three,
although they´ve all got the same problem as me.

We ain´t got no birds, and we don´t care.

Oi! Now i´m divorced I´ll be able to go for loads and loads of birds,

Shit one Trapper !

I think i´ll go down the disco tonight and pick one up.

Be alright if its dark !

What a cringe this song is.