Feeling Groovy

Feeling Groovy

Queers (The)
(album: Love Songs For The Retarded)

I´m feeling so sick, someone get me a beer
My life is a shambles, you know I´m a Queer
My head it really pounds and pounds
Records just go round and round
Mom and Dad - they just hate my guts
The only girls I know are sluts
Say I´m deeply troubled
Oh I shake my head it just ain´t so
Daddy beat me with a hose
Got kicked out of the Webelos
Feeling so groovy
I´m feeling so groovy
I´m feeling so groovy it sucks
Phone´s disconnected, hey I´ll never learn
Just eleven more months ´til my income tax returns
I´m really not that dumb you know
Got lots of beer and Tuinols
Ran over Rin Tin Tin today
His Alpo´s mine now, hey it´s great
Say I´m deeply troubled
Oh I shake my head it just ain´t so
Daddy beat me with a hose
Kicked out of the Webelos