Machine Gun Etiquette

Machine Gun Etiquette

Quincy Punx
(album: Nutso Smasho)

It´s always been my fondest dream´
I saw one in a magazine,
And sent my order off six weeks ago
Today a package came for me,
From the Thompson company,
The postman smile and winked
and seemed to know.
It was a Tommy-gun
Model M1-45
And as I opened it up,
I was the happiest boy alive
You know I´d have a lot more fun,
if only I had a machine-gun
You know I´d get alot more done,
if only I had a machine-gun
Whoa oh-oh-oh-oh!
My own machine-gun
Whoa oh-oh-oh-oh!
My own machine-gun
It´s always been my fondest dream,
A hundred round drum magazine,
To write my name in lead
upon the wall
I´ll open up my violin case,
Point my heater at your face,
I´ll make you dance and
have a fucking ball
Just like Dillenger,
And Bonnie & Clyde.
Machine-gun etiquette´s
How they lived and died
You know I´ll have a lot more fun,
now that I have a machine-gun
You know I´ll het a lot more done,
now that I have a machine-gun
Public enemy number one,
now that I have a machine-gun
In the dog day after-noon sun,
now that I have a machine-gun
Whoa oh-oh-oh-oh!
My own machine-gun
Whoa oh-oh-oh-oh!