When I Win The Lottery

When I Win The Lottery

Quincy Punx
(album: Nutso Smasho)

I´m sick of sitting at home
because I don´t have an cash
My cable got cut off
so I watch re-runs of M*A*S*H
if money dont´t buy happiness
then i don´t know what does
if I had some I´d buy some booze,
at least I´d have a buzz.
They say that money´s power,
and power´s what corrupts.
Well corrupt me quick, I´m really bored
and I could use the bucks
The day will come, I´ll get what´s mine,
I know the world owes me.
And all my friends will ride along,
when I win the lottery
When I win the lottery
My life will be a fantasy,
A tribute to my vanity.
That borders on insanity.
Hold court behind a barbed wire fence.
The king of jaded innocence,
A diletante of decadence,
The incarnation of excess
My house will be a pleasure dome
just like Kubli-Khan´s
With a basement shooting range
so I can play with all my guns.
I´ll buy a liquor store
to deliver just to me
And live-in prostitutes
will fulfill my every fantasy
I´ll hire washed up metal bands
to play there every day,
I´ll fill my swimming pool up
to the rim the Tanquray,
Have a stable full of midgets
that I´ll train out in the yard,
And hire old pro wrestlers
to be my body guards.
When I win the lottery
My life will be a fantasy,
A tribute to my vanity.
That borders on insanity.
A lifestyle of debauchery,
Profanity and sodomy
I´m sick of sitting at home
because I don´t have an cash
My cable got cut off
so I watch re-runs of M*A*S*H
if money dont´t buy happiness
then i don´t know what does
if I had some I´d buy some booze,
at least I´d have a buzz.

When I win the lottery
My life will be a fantasy,
A tribute to my vanity.
That borders on insanity.
Hold court behind a barbed wire fence.
The king of jaded innocence,
A diletante of decadence,
The incarnation of excess
When I win the lottery
My life will be a fantasy,
A tribute to my vanity.
That borders on insanity.
A lifestyle of debauchery,
Profanity and sodomy