Shit Outta Luck

Shit Outta Luck

Real Mckenzies (The)
(album: Oot & Aboot)

One Hound Starts Barking
Sets The Whole Pack Off
Never Try To Pinch Off
Anymore Than You Can Flush
Don�t Sit And Sniver While Your Life
Is Going To The Dogs
Because You Can�t Lament The Consequence
Of Ignoring Murphy�s Law
When You�re Sitting Around On A Curbstone
And You�re Wondering What The Fuck
It�s Then You Realize You�re Shit Outta Luck

We�re Drinkin� All The Dopes Up
And They�re Smoking Up The Beers
The Police Came, Kicked In The Doors
And Cuffed �Em By The Ears
You Know You�re Damned If Ye Don�t
And Twice Damned If You Do
We Say If You Think That Way
You�ll End Up In The Stew
When You�re Sitting There On A Block
Of Stone And You�re Wondering What The Fuck
The Jailman Shakes His Keys At You Hah
Shit Outta Luck

When You�re Sittin� There With Your
Head In Hand And You�re Wondering
What The Fuck It�s Then You Realise You�re
Shit Outta Luck

The World Is Hell Handbasket Bound
And Coming To An End
We�d Better Hoard Up All The Booze
And Drink It With Our Friends
When You�re Lying There Bubbeling
Gurgeling With Your Face Down In The Muck
With Angels Hovering Whispering
You�re Shit Outta Luck
St. Peter, God And Jesus Say You�re
Shit Outta Luck
When Even Old Beelzebub Won�t Have Ye�
Shit Outta Luck